I received my daily player transactions report from Yahoo! this morning at my desk. I almost spat out my Commissioner-grade-organically-brewed-enriched-coffee when I saw the report. Apparently, the Universe has been picked up by a certain select-GM.
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| "I sssink about it, 24/7." - Bryzgalov. |
"You never know," said Safari, who was later identified as the select-GM who picked up the Universe. "Buy low. He had decent years with the Ducks and the Coyotes. He had one bad season with the Flyers and was released. Personally, I don't think this was a big risk."
It's been quite a roulette game in the crease for Team Safari. With all of his original selections (Bobrovsky, Emery and Luongo) long gone, it doesn't surprise me that Safari has been testing out different tending strategies. And, with his rainbow looking a bit more red this week, it doesn't hurt trying something new.
"And (Bryzgalov) got a shutout last night," added Dick Burns. "Which isn't saying much, considering my team has amassed four thus far."
"You're such a dick!" cried Tree Bone, in defense of Safari.
"I admit my tending moves haven't been the greatest this year," said Safari in an unofficial statement. "I've definitely regretted a few transactions. But if there's anything predictable about fantasy hockey, it is that fantasy performers are unpredictable. Therefore, your guess as to what the Universe holds is as good as mine."
Godspeed, Universe. And who knows? Maybe Safari will strike oil with this one.
Cordially,
- the Fucking Randy
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