WK26 - Double Crunched

And that's the way it is.

The V has finally come to a close. Sad in many ways. However, now NHL fanatics across the world can now witness the best damn hockey the planet has to offer, i.e. round one of the Stanley Cup playoffs. It is my opinion that round one brings the best hockey around; players are fresh, teams are hungry and there are so many different story lines to follow that one can hardly keep track. The second round is also pretty sick, though some injuries (either disclosed or undisclosed) usually surface and some teams literally can't go full throttle. And, because of this, people can begin to make excuses for teams not playing as well as they could be.

Anyways, onto the matter at hand. Congratulations to ---

"Don't say it! God damn it don't say it!" cried Burgundy, clasping his hands over his bodacious ears.

--- As I was saying: congratulations to Team AznSitch, winner of Randy's V 2013-2014.

"JEAH!"

This is Sitch's second championship in the Randy Leagues. He also won Randy's Redemption 2013; no easy task.

"Thank you, Commissioner Randy," said Sitch. "I'm proud and honoured. Thank you to all select-GMs for a great season."

A great season indeed, gentleman and lady. Here are the stats, for the (*tear*) last time this season:

There will be hindsight analysis upcoming. There will be a final installment of GM's Quarterly. Once time permits I will report the findings. And, there will be another season, no doubt.

"Sublime," chimed in Dick, chardonnay in hand.

Cordially,

Commissioner Randy

WK25 - Speech Bubbles

Another week, gone! Just like that!

Again, I'm terribly busy. But I've come up with the stats for this week, and I've also compiled a candid word-art weekly speech bubble of a certain select-GM. I hope you readers enjoy.

"I most certainly will," said Dick Burns.

Before that, here are the visuals:

And now... (drum roll) the candid weekly speech bubble:

Click to enlarge!

3000

Though I am especially busy these days with other endeavors, I must congratulate all select-GMs for making it past the 3,0000 fantasy point milestone. No easy task, gentlemen and lady. No easy task indeed.

"Monstrous!" says McGuire.

"Did you notice something else?" asked Burgundy, with a grin on his face.

Yes, Burgundy. I noticed it.

Adds McGuire: I noticed it too! For the first time this season, Burgundy has erected himself out of fifth place and into fourth!

"Jeah! Jeah! Jeah!" cheered Burgundy.

Congratulations to you all. May the last few weeks of the season bring you joy and prosperity. It has been a delight for me, Morpheus Randy, and I hope to cherish the last few licks of this delicious V.

"That's disgusting!" cried Tree Bone.

"That's how you like it," said Dick Burns.

Wise words, Dick.

WK24 - Gone Fishin'

Fellow select-GM's,

I'm busy with other endeavors. I apologize for the lack of reports. I will continue posting when time permits.

Here are last week's visuals, courtesy of the stats machine: