Turbo Carbo Loading

"Hahahahahahahaha!" laughed a devilish Burgundy. "I'm sorry, but I feel no sympathy whatsoever! This is too good to be true. Jeah!"

Burgundy is, of course, chuckling at Sitch's turn of events which occurred this Remembrance Day afternoon. Sitch's star performer (and top fantasy point producer to-date) Stephen Stamkos has been diagnosed with a broken tibia and will be out indefinitely. He will have surgery tomorrow morning according to TSN.

"I have no sympathy," said Burgs, again. "I had this last year with my Crosbone; I've had this happen to me year after year (see Hall, Neal and Nash). Injuries are just part of the game, and Sitch will just have to deal with it. Oh, I'm lovvvvving this."

After hearing of the news, Sitch was found downing his favourite protein drink, followed by a turbo carbo load including heavy pasta and bread sticks.

"Damn straight." - Sitch

Now that Sitch is down a centreman (his best centremen), should we expect any trade fireworks to begin lighting up?

"Despite the significant loss, I'm going to stay level-meat-headed. I still believe my other centres are more than capable of producing. I don't think a trade is the only answer here; there are still plenty of decent free agents available, and this short-term loss is not worth getting emotional over.

"For those of you thinking to profit on a quick trade out of this, go fuck yourselves. Sitch Not Your Bitch."

Wise words, dick.