WK9 - Bone Density

You've been Dick Boned.

You've been Tree Boned.

See the pattern here?

Another week in the V; another week of Dick and Tree trading the top two spots. However, as McGuire so delicately puts it, Tree Bone had a particularly monstrous week.

Adds McGuire: Indeed she has, Commissioner Randy. Look at her statistics; 185.25 points earned week-over week, best in the League. She's such a fine-young-woman; she's really establishing herself as one of the elites in this group of select-GMs. A graduate and product of McMaster and Queen's University, she's clearly demonstrated her smarts and skill, from developing phenomenal puck-distributors (see Malkin) to exercising sound bench-management. Tree Bone fans, get excited (!), because this team is the real deal!

"Check out the thickness of this trunk!" says Pierre.

Aside, here are this week's visuals.

 "You see that PPGP spike of mine?" asked Burgundy, rhetorically. "That's some blow-jammin' happening. My team's going to blow to the upside soon enough. Watch yourselves, gentlemen and lady, because Big Burgs is ... coming?" (#PromptAppFail)

"Oh, Burgs, you and your nominal accomplishments," said Tree Bone backhandedly. "You've been Crosboned since you finished first in the controversial Combine."

Watch what you say, Tree Bone. The Combine results are part of the game.

"No, I'm serious. His team has done nothing except show up for the Combine. He hasn't had consistency; he's only surged in the last two weeks; and he's only just made it to Club G. Which reminds me; I should probably say congratulations to Burgundy for amassing 1,000 fantasy points. Welcome to the big leagues, Burgs. Welcome to manhood. Now all you have to do is wait for the fur to grow on your tiny kiwis and you'll be able to call yourself a man playing among elites."

 Holy hell, Tree Bone. Where did this shit-talking come from?

Adds McGuire: I love it! I love her composure; I love her tenacity, ferocity and her poise! What a fine-young-woman! What a fine-young-woman!

Okay okay that's enough McGuire. Let's just leave it at that. Looks like the League is finally showing its true colours. Until next time, select-GMs (both elites and otherwise).

Cordially,

- Commissioner Randy