WK16 - Muscle Tech

It's official; Randy's V has a new leader.

"Bitch-It's-Sitch, commin' in hawt!" thunder-thrusted Sitch in a post-media conference following Saturday's games. "Don't mess with my hustle; don't mess with my muscle! Jeah!"

From Sitch's bedroom collection.

For the first time in 15 weeks, the leader of the V is not one of Dick Burns or Tree Bone. Sitch's strategy of being patient with his roster appears to be finally paying off, thanks to high-flying performances from handsome Hank (Lundqvist) and Varlamov.

"Hm... so this is what it feels like to be a third wheel," said Dick Burns, currently ranked third. "I've been on such a romantic high as of late; I was getting used to feeling like the only one. Going to have see what I can do to turn things around."

"Dethroned from first again?!" said and angry Tree Bone. "This is unacceptable. I hate being dethroned!"

Here are the visuals, courtesy of the stats machine:

Adds McGuire: I love the rainbow. It tells us so much. Look at all that green; Sitch was being humiliated earlier with his lack of point production from his goaltenders. Now look at it; it's a green monster baby! With the exception of wins, Sitch's hoard of goalies has finally escaped the lows and now is performing at the level which was expected of them.

And what about the rest of the League, Pierre?

Adds McGuire: I still love Tree Bone's team as well. No reds in that rainbow, and still full of potential. St. Louis might be disappointed that he's not heading to Team Canada, but I think Team TB should be happy that the RW will get some much needed rest. I think the Olympic break will do some good for St. Louis' body; he'll be a star for Tampa Bay down the stretch.

An interesting way to look at it, Pierre.

Adds Pierre: Just my two cents, Commissioner Randy. In other news, Safari's got a whole lot of red lately, but he was actually this week's second biggest producer, potentially signalling a turnaround. He tallied 157.90 points (just edged out by Sitch's 161.60), thanks to brilliant performances by Phil Kessel and recently acquired Jonathan Quick (acquired from Sitch via trade).

On the move?

Any last remarks?

Adds McGuire: Jeah, I've got one more. What he heck happened to Crosbone and Citizen Kane? Burgundy's go to duo amassed just over 10 points this week, combined! On most weeks each could bring in at least 20 points alone. 

Burgs, in reaction to McGuire's insight.

Thank you, Pierre. Until next time, gentlemen and lady.

Cordially,

Commissioner Randy