Happy New Year lady and gentlemen. May the New Year bring you joy, prosperity and fantasy greatness.
I apologize for the lateness of this stats report; luckily one of my blonde-babe assistants was able to take a snapshot of the V statistics as of December 29th. Commissioner Randy is still on holiday, so this week's stats report will consist mostly of visuals.
The stats this week are interesting, mostly because for the first time in weeks the V rankings show changes.
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| "That's just the way it is..." |
Once again, Tree Bone and Dick Burns are trading spots on top ("Sexy!" cheers Dick Burns) and Safari and Sitch have swapped positions for 3rd and 4th. Burgundy still occupies 5th spot ("Fuck!" groaned Burgundy).
Here are the visuals, as of December 29th:
At Safari's request, I've compiled the change in fantasy points for all select-GMs:
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If there's one thing that's been evident so far about the V, it is that goalies matter. Take a look at Dick Burns' statistics; his players are abysmal. He ranks last in goals per GP and shot % and is second last in player PPGP. But because his goalies continue to deliver, he sits atop the rankings. Plus, his total PPGP is an erect 3.48, second only to AznSitch. Simply astounding.
We're about to clear the season's halfway mark, so you can expect to see another GM's Quarterly soon. In addition, I'll be wrapping up the NQs once I sit down with Tree Bone. There is a lot to look forward to in the coming weeks. Stay tuned, select-GMs!
Cordially,
Commissioner Randy






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