TSN's Pierre LeBrun ("Jeah! Pierre!" screeched Burgundy) has informed me that keeper selections have officially been submitted and approved. I will need to check up on this myself, as all Commissioner's are required to fulfill their due diligence. As stated in a previous post, Sitch and Burgs have already submitted their keepers. Word has come out of camp Safari and camp Dick, and their respective selections are:
Safari keeps Ovechkin, Alex.
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| Photo Credit: Pride Rock Photography |
Dick Burns keeps Toews, Jonathan.
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| Look at those "Captain Serious" eyes. |
Wise selections, gentlemen. Very wise. Now all that remains is Tree Bone's keeper selection. Any guesses as to who she shall pick?
"I'll say Malkin. She'd be a retard not to take him," said Safari.
"I'd go with Tavares; he's North American and not prone to injuries," chimed Dick Burns.
"I'd go with scotch. Scotch, scotch, scotch," responded a drunken Burgundy.
"I'd go with Sean Avery," said AznSitch.
Fine recommendations (except you, Sitch). I, personally, would strongly consider drafting a top goaltender, as this year's roster will have two goalie positions, which means that, at minimum, 2 goalies per team x 5 teams = 10 prime goaltenders will be selected. Goalies will likely be a huge factor in this year's pool.
"Don't tell me what to do, buttfucks," said Tree Bone. "Just tell Dick to register for the fucking pool and let's get this thing started."
"Nothin' wrong with being fashionably late," responded Dick.
Wise words, Dick. But seriously, get your registration together!
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