WK23 - Ooh It's Kinda Crazy

It's official.

AznSitch has tied the record for most consecutive weeks at number one. He has now sat atop the rankings for eight weeks consecutive, which matches the record set by Burgundy during Randy's Redemption 2013. It's kinda crazy no?

"Ooh it's (definitely) kinda crazy!" responded Safari.

"What can I say?" said Sitch rhetorically. "No one does it better than Abdom-Phenom! Hazzz!"

(Sidenote: Hat tip to Safari for reminding me of Soul Decision earlier this week. S to the D is absolutely unreal.)

"Fucking LOVE the Soul Decision puns, Morpheus Randy," said Dick Burns, via telegraph from England. "Cheerio!"

"Fucking LOVE S'ing D!" said Burgundy.

"... ewe that's gross!" said Tree Bone.

"I think he's saying 'Jeah!'" chimed in Burgs.

Thanks for the input, gentlemen and lady, but this is getting a wee bit too X-rated; let's not get too hot and sticky so soon.

Moving on, Sitch can thank Lundqvist, Giroux and Stamkos for putting up admirable weeks. After slow starts to the season, Lundqvist and Giroux have been putting up prime numbers since January, and Stamkos looks to be running smooth after returning from surgery. 

Here are the visuals, courtesy of the stats machine:

"Though numbers fascinate me, I must admit I am more curious to hear about what has happened to Sir Dickery Burns as of late," said Tree Bone. "What's up with that big Dick?"

Well, like I mentioned in a previous post, Dick has crossed the Atlantic, visiting some tail in England. Apparently, this piece of tail is sublime, a mare-iage worthy bitty, or, dare I say, a needle in a haystack.

"Oh, your reference to horses and haystacks are too much for me!" said Dick.

But it hasn't been all fun and games for Dick Burns over the last few weeks. I was informed earlier this month that Dick Burns had once again suffered a mild upper body injury, aka. a concussion. Sources have indicated that he suffered the injury while at home. Dick Burns, still getting accustomed to his new digs in St. Johns, was walking around his flat when he mistakenly bumped his noggin on a low beam. It resulted in a mild concussion, which almost cost him his trip to England. Thankfully, he was able to recover from the injury and has been thrusting in full force.

"Good to hear you're alright, DB."

"Yup, that's exactly what happened," said Dick Burns. "It's slightly embarrassing, but it could have been much worse. I'm only looking forward, and from what I can see, everything is coming up Dick!"

"... ewe that's gross!" said Tree Bone.

Dear lord Tree Bone, can't you think of something else to say?! Until next time,

the Fucking Randy