Holy fuck, where has the time gone?
With the Olympics finally over (hat tip to Team Canada, 'nice try' to Team USA), Randy's V can finally continue. I apologize for not being around the last few weeks; for those of you who do not know, Sir Fucking Randy is more than just a reporter, blogger, Commissioner, all-around-awesome-gent. He is also a man who is busy as fuck wheeling, dealing and doing crazy shit that no one could ever do. Therefore, I do not always have time to report, but I do my bloody best whenever I have time.
"Well, I'm glad you had time this week to report," said a happy, fresh-blood African Lion Safari. "I'm very, very happy!"
What a cute image. Almost brings me to tears. Anyways, here are this week's statistics, courtesy of the stats machine:
What a fucking surge from African Lion Safari eh? I mean, pre-Olympics the guy was fourth and was bleeding badly in nets. Now he's traded for Quick and picked up Ryan Miller, St. Louis's newest addition. Smart plays, dandy lion, smart plays.
And what about Sitch? Still leading the way, but starting to show signs of fatigue it seems. That insane run he had in the month of January has finally died down and he's returned from the stratosphere. This competition is getting tighter by the second. Can you believe it?
"If Pierre McGuire chimes in right now I'm going to fucking kill him," said Dick Burns.
Wise words, Dick.
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